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Joke of the Day

"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C"

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"My friend told me he could eat a fucking horse. I was like, ""Jesus man, you might as well eat both of them whilst they're at it."""

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter."

"How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad? Just Juan"

"My mom said I had to become closer to Jesus... We haven't spoken much since the border patrol incident"