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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
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"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
"I always play Jenga on a first date That way girls know my pull out game is strong"
"I'd hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office... ...for the accursed one takes many forms."
"""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep digging!"""
"Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet ""My cat sneezed"" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50"
"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."
"Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools"
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."