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Joke of the Day

"If I've learned anything from online dating sites it's that all the single women are on top of mountains."

"Thank you 2015 for... Bees?"

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"What does a gay horse eat? Dick."

"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Because they sell more tickets!"