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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."

"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."

"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"What did Syd Barrett leave in his mother's bathroom? A saucerful of secretions"

"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"