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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""

"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"

"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"

"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."

"Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like ""is this about me?"" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like ""is that about me?"""

"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."