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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""

"Wife: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? Husband: ? *Wife storms out room* Husband: Happy Valsenbirthery?!"

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"If Jack helps you off a horse... Would you help jack off a horse?"

"It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"

"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."