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Joke of the Day
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"
Next Joke
"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."
"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."
"There are two types of people in this world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"
"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"