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Joke of the Day

"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."

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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"A teacher walks into a bar Guy: can I buy you a drink? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?"
"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."
"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."
"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."
"Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !"