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Joke of the Day

"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."

"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."

"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"

"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans"

"The impossibility of accepting the offer of a quick drink without first pretending to check your watch"

"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."

"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"