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Joke of the Day

"Women can't go to heaven Because God said there would be peace in heaven."

"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."

"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."

"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"

"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."