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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"
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"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."
"I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now... ...its just nice to know how far I've cum."
"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."
"Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"
"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."
"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."
"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."