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"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"
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"Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear."
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"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"
"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"
"What do you call a condom within a condom? Contraception."
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."
"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"