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Joke of the Day
"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"
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"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."
"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"
"Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one."
"If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech."
"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"
"I've just hired a hot 19 year-old Swedish girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now... Where the fuck do I get some kids from?"
"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."
"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"