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Joke of the Day
"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"
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"If a pika sneezes... Is it called a Pikachu?"
"I wouldn't really mind being left to my own devices as long they were fully charged and there was WiFi."
"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect"
"I came....I saw.... I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*...."
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."
"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"