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Joke of the Day

"I came....I saw.... I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*...."

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought. . . Volkswagen"

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"How Long is a Chinese guy."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"What do you call pasta sex? pennetration."