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Joke of the Day
"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"
Next Joke
"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."
"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"
"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."
"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"