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Joke of the Day

"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"

"What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap? A log!"

"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"

"My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, ""What do you mean?"""

"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."

"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves."

"If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes."

"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."