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Joke of the Day
"You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video. That tag? Albert Einstein."
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"A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits... He said, ""Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."""
"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist"
"Why don't bats sleep outside? You ever deal with a sunburned asshole?"
"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""