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Joke of the Day

"If Reddit starts sacrificing virgins... I'll be screwed... *Then* I'll be okay."

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life."

"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."

"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"

"[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]"

"I invented a new word Repost"