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Joke of the Day
"If Reddit starts sacrificing virgins... I'll be screwed... *Then* I'll be okay."
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"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"
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"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."
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"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"