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"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"
"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."
"Why is it called Mother Nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable."
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
"Two tachyons are sitting in a gaming cafe when a normal particle walks in. The first tachyon looks over its shoulder and says, ""Fucking causals."""
"I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester... When a girl rates me out of 10"
"*plugs my phone in to charge when it's at 80%* *lets the low battery warning on my fire alarm beep for 6 months*"
"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."
"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."