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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend"
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"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"
"[sees kid crying in grocery store] hey little guy [kneels down to his level] Can you please move you're blocking the Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"
"What is that thing called when your crush likes you back? Imagination."
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"
"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."
"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."
"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..... .....join the Euphemism Society."
"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""