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Joke of the Day

"Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows... But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway."

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"What is the only reason Bill Clinton is excited about possibly going back into the White House? He gets more interns."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."

"#TT At 14 I yelled, ""You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!"" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over."

"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station The two white guys return"

"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."

"I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders."