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Joke of the Day
"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"
Next Joke
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."
"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"
"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!"
"Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought ""damn so easily entertained"" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min."