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Joke of the Day
"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
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"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"
"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."
"Nice job person who came up with bread."
"Who is a Minion's favorite politician? First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana"
"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."
"What's black and white and red all over? An assassinated President."
"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"
"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."