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Joke of the Day
"I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella."
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"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"
"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."
"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"
"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"
"The winners write the history books... I guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?"
"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."