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Joke of the Day

"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"

"I wish my girlfriend.... Would go down as much as Pokemon Go servers"

"Him: My voice is a little hoarse. Me: You have a pony?! Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: I wish I had a pony. *pouts*"

"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."

"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"

"[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad, go to google on the iPad and delete ""can owls fly"" before mom sees it"

"What Not To Upvote Clickbait"

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"

"Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher? Because they're paid by the pound."