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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"

"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg."

"What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common? They both won't be investigated very closely."

"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"

"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""

"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"

"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"