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Joke of the Day
"90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga. 100% of straight men don't care."
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"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father... Not screaming like his passengers."
"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""
"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"
"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."