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Joke of the Day
"90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga. 100% of straight men don't care."
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"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"
"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""
"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."
"The awkward moment when you say, ""I love you,"" then the pizza delivery guy says, ""That'll be $12.46, please."""
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."