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Joke of the Day
"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."
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"what do you call a high Rowan Atkinson? Baked bean."
"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."
"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""
"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"