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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."
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"what's white and smells like brown poop? white poop ahhahahhahahaahahahahahahha edit: realized you don't get karma here :C"
"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."