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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
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"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"
"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"
"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""
"Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said ""He's alive in all of us today"""
"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."
"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."
"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."