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Joke of the Day

"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."

"Bad puns run in the family... I guess they're he**reddit**ary"

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can't make coffee"

"Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great."

"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."

"Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika? Girl: I dunno, why? Guy: Cause I want a little head."

"I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers."

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"