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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"

"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."

"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""

"Nostradamus's childhood Kid Nostradamus asks his mom: ""Mom, what's for dinner?"" ""Like you don't know, you little prick!"""

"Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, ""I forgot to feed the dogs,"" and leaves."

"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."

"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"

"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"

"How do you find a velociraptor? By taking the integral of the acceleraptor! Me: http://imgur.com/H8rLjub Everyone else: http://imgur.com/J3hC4Ci"