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Joke of the Day

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it."

"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""

"My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had."

"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"

"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."