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"How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training."
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"ME: I have chronic pain. It flares up whenever someone challenges my beliefs FRIEND: That's not really how chronic pain works ME: ow owwww"
"How does Carrot Top have sex? Gingerly. *(Source: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)*"
"We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does? He moans, shakes, and spits on your back."
"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."
"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""
"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"