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Joke of the Day

"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"

"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."

"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""

"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."

"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"

"I have ebola. AMA"

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."