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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
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"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""
"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."
"""Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."" I said ""sure"", then proceeded to put the cat down."
"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"
"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."
"Hey, the army. Camouflage your helicopters blue, not green. You're fucking welcome."
"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"
"What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone? A Yellowstoner."
"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."