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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
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"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."
"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"
"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!"
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""
"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy."