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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."
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"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."
"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"
"I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies."
"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."
"My inner man is a fabulous gay dude named Gary who loves pedicures and bon-bons."
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."