10026

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"

"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"

"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."

"[sound of can opening] wife: you're drinking a beer this early? me: c'mon...it's super bowl sunday wife: but we're still at church"

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex.. He's a small arms dealer."