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Joke of the Day
"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."
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"help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling ""BEHOLD!"""
"This post is totally pointless circle"
"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"
"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"A street preacher told me that gays cause floods, & my first reaction was to call my friend Ben & ask him what other rad shit he could do"
"What's the difference between zombies? Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't."