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Joke of the Day

"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"

"While single, focus on becoming a better person instead of focusing on finding someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."

"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"

"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"

"The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine."