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Joke of the Day

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"

"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."

"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"

"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""

"Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece? He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands"