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Joke of the Day

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."

"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."

"(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)"

"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"

"Why didn't the melons get married? They cantaloupe."

"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"

"Where do burgers go when they die? Burgatory"

"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"