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Joke of the Day
"(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)"
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"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
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"[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary"
"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."
"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""
"If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time."
"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
"Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight. Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?"