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Joke of the Day

"Looks like Putin is having Turkey for Thanksgiving aff"

"I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb..."

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"You know who probably has a lot of money? Bill Cosby's drug dealer...."

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."

"5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said ""Not if you were the last man on Earth"" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that."

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."