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"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"
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"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex."
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"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"