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Joke of the Day

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."

"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."

"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."

"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."