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Joke of the Day

"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"

"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."