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Joke of the Day

"What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations? Why so Syrias?"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."

"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"

"What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers? A Labrador Deceiver."

"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."

"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"

"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"

"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."

"At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52"""

"Me: Now what's the rule, son? 11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper. Me: You're learning..."