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Joke of the Day
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
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"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."
"My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food. What an insensitive asshole."
"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."
"Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now."
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"Some thieves stole tofu. Authorities have no leads yet on this tasteless crime. credit to The Oregonian, pretty much"