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Joke of the Day
"After a dump, I like my poophole clean as a whistle I'm very anal about it."
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"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"
"Friends are like boobs. You've got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones."
"Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I'm buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks."
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat She needs three extra syllables To fit in a haiku"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ... Where's the bar tender?"
"What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!"
"I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself."
"19th Ammendment"
"Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats"