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Joke of the Day

"Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats"

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"Jared to plead guilty to charges. Sorry wrong sub."

"I long for a slightly simpler time when old people with fifteen types of produce were too intimidated to use the self checkout"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"Why did the French milkman have to hurry? He was running lait"

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"

"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"