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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself."
Next Joke
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!"
"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."
"Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store"
"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."
"*bursts into starbucks* Me: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POWER OUTLET Barista: yeah over there Me: oh thank god *plugs in a mechanical bull*"
"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"
"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"