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Joke of the Day
"*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in."
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"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."
"Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel... It was a loco motive."
"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"
"the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them."
"I'm naming my kid Johncena Because he was unexpected"
"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."