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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."

"What do Jedi sheep sound like? Dagobah."

"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."

"I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems."

"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"

"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""

"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."